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Ten Random Quotes

"A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth."
Aesop

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
George Burns

"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain

"The violinist is that peculiarly human phenomenon distilled to a rare potency-half tiger, half poet."
Yehudi Menuhin

"With his ABC News experience, perhaps Pierre Salinger's next job could be cohosting-with Oliver Stone-a 24-hour Conspiracy Network."
Jonathan Alter

"From today, we must learn to smile again. We must learn to appreciate the good in each other and we must feel pride in being Ghanaians."
John Agyekum Kufuor

"Vietnam should remind conservatives that whenever you put your faith in big government for any reason, sooner or later you wind up an apologist for mass murder."
Karl Hess

"There's some of Romeo's romance in me... I romanticise a lot of things in my mind..."
Leonardo DiCaprio

"People always joke that "dog" spells "god" backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see just how well they do, what kind of people they are. The animals are right here, right in front of us. And how we treat these companions is a test."
Linda Blair

"Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people."
Richard M. Nixon

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