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Ten Random Quotes

"Make your mold. The best flux in the world will not make a usable shape unless you have a mold to pour it in."
Robert Collier

"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society."
Judith Martin

"I really love them but, of course, they tend to be more highly strung than actors because everything depends on those two little vocal cords and their life is a perpetual worry."
Joan Ingpen

"A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He says "I was beaten," he does not say "My men were beaten"."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them."
Florence King

"We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it."
Barbara Colorose

"Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves."
Marlene Dietrich

"Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad."
Leo Rosten

"Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure."
Ambrose Bierce

"Disguises thinner than a Chicago stripteaser's work clothes."
Russell Baker

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