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Ten Random Quotes

"Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Nothing is as difficult as to achieve results in this world if one is filled full of great tolerance and the milk of human kindness. The person who achieves must generally be a one-idea individual, concentrated entirely on that one idea, and ruthless in his aspect toward other men and other ideas."
Kitty O'Neill Collins

"You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make."
Earl Wilson

"Break open a cherry tree and there are no flowers, but the spring breeze brings forth myriad blossoms."
Ikkyu Sojun

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it."
Charles Schulz

"The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race."
Don Marquis

"Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'"
Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings."
Vicki Baum

"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
David Letterman

"True love is quiescent, except in the nascent moments of true humility."
Bryant H. McGill

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