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Ten Random Quotes

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Father Larry Lorenzoni

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
Charlie Chaplin

"If a product isn't selling, I want to get it out of there because it's taking up space that can be devoted to another part of my line that moves. Besides, having a product languish on the shelves doesn't do much for our image."
Norman Melnick

"Certainly we're not satisfied with just winning games. We've been playing some pretty good hockey, but we think we can play much better."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Let us remember that in just a couple of decades the number of Estonians seeing the New Year will be one-fifth less than today."
Arnold Ruutel

"Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter."
Oscar Wilde

"This country and the Commonwealth last Tuesday were not far from the Kingdom of Heaven."
Geoffrey Fisher

"I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."
William Shakespeare

"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."
Doug Larson

"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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