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Ten Random Quotes"The heart is the chief feature of a functioning mind." "It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with "gourmet" status." "Surgeons must be very careful. When they take the knife!, underneath their fine incisions, stirs the Culprit - Life!" "The resident kvetch of 60 Minutes. an unabashed fogy." "One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes." "Mammon, n.: The god of the world's leading religion." "Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat." "Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." "No news at 4:30 a.m. is good." "'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't." More random quotes, or select from the menu on the left to browse.
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