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Ten Random Quotes

"Don't leave home without your sword - your intellect."
Alan Moore

"Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored."
Herman Melville

"An apt quotation is like a lamp which flings its light over the whole sentence."
Letitia Landon

"Frequently the more trifling the subject, the more animated and protracted the discussion."
Franklin Pierce

"Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet."
Judith Martin

"All theory is against freedom of the will; all experience for it."
Samuel Johnson

"Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired."
Richard Kemph

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."
Woody Allen

"I love leather and it's great to be a bad girl at times. But there is a time and place for everything. When I'm with Grandma it's flowers, and when I'm out on the town scoping guys, you know."
Eliza Dushku

"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."
Elvis Costello

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