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Ten Random Quotes

"The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that."
Ted Turner

"As far as I know, we have never before decided to fight a war with borrowed money and ask generations that come after us to pay for it."
Byron Dorgan

"As an American I wish my Dad had been elected. Personally I think my life is easier than it would have been in terms of having a career."
Eleanor Mondale

"Luck can often mean simple taking advantage of a situation at the right moment, It is possible to "make" your luck by being always prepared."
Michael Korda

"I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish."
Michelangelo

"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."
Richard Bach

"Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway."
Mary Kay Ash

"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."
Clarence Darrow

"A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable."
Anne Wilson Schaef

"There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works."
Charlie Lau

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