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Ten Random Quotes

"Gardens are a form of autobiography."
Sydney Eddison

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Steven Wright

"No one can disgrace us but ourselves."
Henry Wheeler Shaw

"Young man, young man, your arm's too short to box with God."
James Weldon Johnson

"Justice is an unassailable fortress, built on the brow of a mountain which cannot be overthrown by the violence of torrents, nor demolished by the force of armies."
Joseph Addison

"Fear is the foundation of most governments."
John Adams

"Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding."
Ezra Pound

"Contrary to the bogeyman of hanging chads and other problems we heard about in the past, punch cards have served the voters of Missouri well, proving that trained poll workers, coupled with informed voters, can participate in clean and fair elections using punch card voting machines."
Christopher Bond

"One violent power was replaced by another for half a century. However, we cannot speak of our tough fate in the form of self-commiseration or demanding sympathy from others."
Arnold Ruutel

"I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic."
Drew Barrymore

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