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Ten Random Quotes

"We send missionaries to China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we won't let them into our country."
Pearl S. Buck

"Cystoscopies gastroscopies biopsies. They can do three or four of those and make five or six hundred dollars in a single day but we get nothing when we use our time to understand the lives of our patients."
Dr. David Jones

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
Dick Cavett

"War is the greatest plague that can affect humanity; it destroys religion, it destroys states, it destroys families. Any scourge is preferable to it."
Martin Luther

"I've got a peculiar weakness for criminals and artists-neither takes life as it is. Any tragic story has to be in conflict with things as they are."
Stanley Kubrick

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning

"Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Dylan Thomas

"And say my glory was I had such friends."
William Butler Yeats

"Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it."
Mark Twain

"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
Erma Bombeck

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