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Ten Random Quotes

"The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one"
Malcolm S. Forbes

"Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world; whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers."
Lord Byron

"I must say that in the last 20 years, I don't know of one zoo visitor that has been killed or maimed that bad by an animal in the zoo. Obviously, as zookeepers, our job tends to be dangerous at times."
Jack Hanna

"A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity."
Ralph Nader

"I am what libraries and librarians have made me, with little assistance from a professor of Greek and poets."
Heraclitus

"Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it."
Andrew Young

"Being on Broadway is the modern equivalent of being a monk. I sleep a lot, eat a lot, and rest a lot."
Hugh Jackman

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."
Mother Teresa

"You know my methods, Watson."
Arthur Conan Doyle

"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another."
Jonathan Swift

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