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Ten Random Quotes

"I didn't know the full facts of life until I was 17. My father never talked about his work."
Martin Freud

"Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant."
Mitchell Kapor

"The chill Miss Trent has her men frustrated to a point at which a mortal male would smack her little mouth, so smooth, so firm, so free of nicotine, alcohol and emotion."
James Thurber

"Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates."
Gore Vidal

"After using four different languages on an album, it's tough to decide which one I'm gonna actually learn to speak. I always study the lyric, make sure I know what I'm singing, and try to get the pronunciation as perfect as possible."
Josh Groban

"One of the requirements I have used during my political career to decide whether we should do something is the issue of fairness."
George Voinovich

"I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she's performing, the audience is just in awe of her."
Britney Spears

"Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth."
Blaise Pascal

"Wondering's healthy. Broadens the mind. Opens you up to all sorts of stray thoughts and possibilities."
Charles de Lint

"After The Partridge Family I worked as a stable boy for Kenny Rogers for a while. But during the show my Mom and I had a couple of horses named Beauty and Patience. Neither attribute was possessed by these horses."
Danny Bonaduce

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