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"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld

"A man of knowledge chooses a path with a heart and follows it and then he looks and rejoices and laughs and then he sees and knows."
Carlos Castenada

"Of necessity, we made the discovery that it is easier to turn poets into business journalists than to turn bookkeepers into writers."
Henry R. Luce

"We have perhaps a natural fear of ends. We would rather be always on the way than arrive. Given the means, we hang on to them and often forget the ends."
Eric Hoffer

"As a result of the feminist revolution, "feminine" becomes an abusive epithet."
Wyndham Lewis

"The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf."
Will Rogers

"If you want to reach a goal, you must "see the reaching" in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal."
Zig Ziglar

"One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it."
Helen Hayes

"Advertising people who ignore research are as dangerous as generals who ignore decodes of enemy signals."
David Ogilvy

"I shall always be glad to have seen it-for the same reason Papa gave for being glad to have seen Lisbon-namely, "that it will be unnecessary ever to see it again.""
Winston Churchill

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