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Ten Random Quotes

""Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other."
Marquis de Sade

"A fire scene is very fragile, especially in a tropical environment. You've got to get to the evidence before the heat, wind and rain do."
Robert J. Creighton

"I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States. I'm not necessarily going to leave the United States."
Alec Baldwin

"A lot of presidential memoirs, they say, are dull and self-serving. I hope mine is interesting and self-serving."
William J. Clinton

"If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world."
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"We gain our ends only with the laws of nature; we control her only by understanding her laws."
Jacob Bronowski

"Poverty can teach lessons that privilege cannot."
Jack Klugman

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
Dave Barry

"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."
Aeschylus

"Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual."
Rita Mae Brown

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