Ten Random Quotes
"Lots of young players have triumphed at United, so why can't it happen to me? I'm not worried I'm young - it's an incentive to do the best I can."
"Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance."
"A lie should be tried in a place where it will attract the attention of the world."
"Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"That's the nature of women, not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not."
"Politics is mostly pill-taking."
"My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably."
"The sun shineth upon the dunghill, and is not corrupted."
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
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