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Alan Coren Quotes

"The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you."

"I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

"Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room."

"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
Politics

"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear."

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