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Albert Brooks Quotes

"Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it."

"I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'"

"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot."

"If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money."

"I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me."

"It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not."

"When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up."

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