Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."
"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay."
"Calvin Coolidge looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."
"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
"I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
"If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me."
"The truckman, the trashman and the policeman on the block may call me Alice but you [Joseph McCarthy] may not."
"If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone come and sit by me."
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