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Clifford Stoll Quotes

"The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity."

"Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos, two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished."

"Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months."

"Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?"

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