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David Lee Roth Quotes

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."

"He who knows how will always work for he who knows why."

"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."

"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!"

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

"People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage."

"The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot."

"When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio."

"Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make."

"A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds."

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