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"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
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"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."

"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."

"I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."

"I modelled my looks on the town tramp."

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde."

"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."

"My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures."

"My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!"

"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order."

"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."

"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."

"Storms make trees take deeper roots."

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain."

"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails."

"When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."

"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."

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