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Don Herold Quotes

"There's one thing about baldness, it's neat."

"There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe."

"A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it."

"It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter."

"Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back."

"Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people."

"Why resist temptation? There will always be more."

"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow."

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."

"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn."

"Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it."

"If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones."

"The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance."

"I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs."

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