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"The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice."

"To err is human; to admit it, superhuman."

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

"The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice."

"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."

"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."
Age

"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

"Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Computers

"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."

"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours."

"Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe."

"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

"More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse."
Marriage

"Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days."

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
Politics

"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."

"Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush."
Nature

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk."
Wisdom

"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles."

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