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"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
Time

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows."

"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."
Wisdom

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

"The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others."

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

"There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware."

"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."

"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."

"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."

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