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"The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child."
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"You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates."
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