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Francois Rabelais Quotes

"The farce is finished. I go to seek a vast perhaps."

"He had 63 ways of getting money, the most common, most honorable ones being staling, thieving, and robbing."

"I am going to seek a great purpose, draw the curtain, the farce is played."

"No clock is more regular than the belly."

"If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass."

"A bellyful is a bellyful."

"Everything comes in time to those who can wait."

"One falls to the ground in trying to sit on two stools."

"If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks."

"I drink no more than a sponge."

"Debts and lies are generally mixed together."

"Believe me, 'tis a godlike thing to lend; to owe is a heroic virtue."

"I have known many who could not when they would, for they had not done it when they could."

"Now my innocence begins to weigh me down."

"The very well and abyss of an encyclopaedia."

"How shall I be able to rule over others, that have not full power and command of myself?"

"When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink."

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