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Ilka Chase Quotes

"When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it."

"America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man."

"The only people who never fail are those who never try."

"It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty."

"You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours."

"Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand."

"On the whole, I haven't found men unduly loath to say, "I love you." The real trick is to get them to say, "Will you marry me?""

"Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small skull and that one right hand."

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