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Jolene Blalock Quotes

"I think my parents where high when they named me."

"I firmly believe in what Stephen Hawking says - that if we don't get off this planet, we're going to go berserk. We have to have more space. And maybe that'll mean that we multiply and just destroy another planet. But you know what? That's mankind. Get used to it. We're not going to change."

"I like men who are very cool but who are also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits - men who would be flipping burgers if they hadn't found an outlet for their brilliant mind-sets. I also like men who have hands with big masculine veins that you can squish and move."

"I was an acidhead and a pot smoker. There was this one time some friends and I were ditching off campus at lunch. We didn't make it back in time, and school officials found us smoking weed in a van around the corner. I was so stoned that when they started taking names and I said mine was April June. It didn't even dawn on me that that was just two months put together."

"I was so adamant in the beginning that I was going to be the best 'shaker' - you know, when the ship shakes?. And then we get into it, and I'm shaking my little booty - when the director comes up to me and said, 'ahem, Vulcan's don't really shake.'"

"It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next."

"Spock was the sex symbol. A lot of people think it was Kirk. But, no, it was really Spock."

"Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom."

"The best sex is being with somebody who you know that you know that you know that you know that you know loves you. You know?"

"The thing I was attracted to as a little girl was Kirk, Bones and Spock, and their utter loyalty. There's nothing more powerful than that."

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