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Lane Kirkland Quotes

"We must be part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulance drivers at the bitter end."

"My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel."

"To hear the Japanese plead for free trade is like hearing the word love on the lips of a harlot."

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