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Larry Wall Quotes

"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris."

"Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi."
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"What you'll need most is courage. It is not an easy path that you've set your foot upon."

"Real programmers can write assembly code in any language."
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"Beauty? What's that?"

"The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases."

"The three chief virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris"

"I don't think it's worth washing hogs over."

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