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Margaret Smith Quotes

"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No.""
Religion

"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."

"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."

"I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes."

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