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Mark Russell Quotes

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Science

"If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel."

"Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."

"The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!"

"I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner."

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