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Michael Caine Quotes

"For all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom'... I can't fathom my own heart."

"The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years."

"Such is an actor's life. We must ride the waves of every film, barfing occasionally, yet maintain our dignity, even as the bulk of our Herculean efforts are keel-hauled before our very eyes."

"The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse."

"My career is going better now than when I was younger. It used to be that I'd get the girl but not the part. Now I get the part but not the girl."

"Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath."

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