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Phil Donahue Quotes

"Miss Child is never bashful with butter."

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."

"In order to keep this feather in the air - and that's what it is - my people have to stay on fire creatively."

"I see all those Solomons out there, I can't wait to hear your wisdom."

"It's like threading a needle while walking on a water bed."

"I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi."

"The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs."

"Some people are uncomfortable with the idea that humans belong to the same class of animals as cats and cows and raccoons. They're like the people who become successful and then don't want to be reminded of the old neighborhood."

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