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Steve Martin Quotes

"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well..."

"There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that."

"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."

"An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."

"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."

"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."

"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!"

"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."

"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"

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