"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
"It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it."
"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner."
"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it."
"In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director."
"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man."
"It grossed something like 12 million dollars and started a cycle of so-called boy-meets-ghoul horror films."
"I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache."
"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
"This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."
"Sometimes in movies, I still have to be the hero, but it's not all that important to me anymore."
"Everything makes me nervous - except making films."
"Film lovers are sick people."
"Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me."
"The secret to film is that it's an illusion."
"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order."
"I don't think you should feel about a film. You should feel about a woman, not a movie. You can't kiss a movie."
"Film spectators are quiet vampires."
"I like a film to have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order."
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